Me: Hey I’m just gonna pop down and get next year’s comedy festival show, do you want anything? Audience: Jokes. Me: Anything else? Audience: Nah that’s all. Me: Don’t want a storyline or anything? Audience: Um. No. Oh…maybe. Me: Just a little one? Audience: Well, not necessarily, maybe just like, repeat something in the middle and at the end. Me: Oh yeah, (writing [...]

Me: Hey! Front Row Guy: What? Me: Any reason why you’re not laughing? FRG: Uh, not really. Me: Right. FRG: Have you got a problem? Me: No. Me: Me: Yes. FRG: What? Me: I just feel like you’re not enjoying the show. FRG: Maybe I am. Me: Well how would I know? FRG: I don’t know, you could trust that I am. Me: No. FRG: Well, I suppose you’ll have [...]

Ladies and gentleman, please drink up your intellect suppressant and welcome our next psychological case study to Narcissists Anonymous. He’s going to share with you some lightly connected thoughts about things that I’m going to blindly recommend. Please bang your hands together like a patronising school assembly for adults as you prepare to be partly [...]