Last night my cousin/housemate and I found a very weak unguarded wireless internet connection that we can only access by sitting in the corner of her bedroom. I tried to download an MP3 that timed out after half an hour, and she had to wait fifteen minutes for a two line e-mail to send. I had [...]

What up Stoke upon Kent! Sorry I’ve not written on here for a little bit. I doubt anyone really cared, but I still feel like I’ve let you (nobody) down. The reason I’ve been absent is because I moved house over the weekend, and we’ve not had the internet installed yet, because we’re pretending that we live [...]

I opened my show last night, and it was a right belter. Nice full house, lovely appreciative crowd. Very happy. Tonight I begin my intense regime of heading straight from my show to Frank Woodley’s show a few blocks away. Usually during the festival, I walk everywhere. I like walking. I can listen to music, I can [...]

Tonight is opening night, and I’m bouncing around with all the nervous energy that such an endeavor usually brings. As an added bonus, I have to drive into my venue in a few minutes and help set everything up. Then I’ll drive to my new place to which I have conveniently moved none of my stuff yet [...]

Hello there! Welcome to this here thing that I’m doing for the month of the Melbourne Comedy Festival. The only other time I’ve done this sort of thing regularly was the first year I did a show at the Comedy Festival. I was doing a split bill show with my friend Dave Bushell, and so each night I [...]