Local comic Lehmo offered me a much needed hand up by getting me guest spots at North Sydney’s Comics Lounge. A purpose built comedy club, the biggest in Australia… what a treat. My venue is very off the beaten track so this chance to shine in a big club and put flyers in the hands [...]

and no one hears it does it make a sound? If a comic does a show and no one reviews it, did it happen? only in the eyes and ears of the people who braved the THREE TRAM STOP trek up the hill to the Imperial Hotel, soldier warrior poets every one, to see Borders. Bennett, [...]

Phat Cave was more like a comedy roast last night with a 50:50 performer/ genuine audience split. The Tuxedo Cat crew have never failed to source “it shouldn’t work but it just about does” venues, the best of which was surely the hard Rubbish Cafe in Adelaide 2006: A park which they filled with sofas other [...]

Today comedy for kids was packed with over 100 excited youngsters who had so much energy I wanted to chop them up and snort them. There is no way you can MC this gig with a hangover, as if I’d been worse for wear I would have lost patience with the kid who INSISTED [...]

Happy to report that at 8.30 pm , fifteen minutes into my show, I switched off the lights for Earth Hour. They stayed off for a good few minutes until it stopped being funny. In that time I did jokes about the environment. So if you’re a polar bear losing your habitat, don’t come running [...]

6 gigs down and I’ve been here four days, already knackered! Borders is on at the Imperial Hotel just on the edge of the city centre… Have to seduce people up the hill from the town hall like a pied piper but with leaflets instead of a flute. And if you come to my [...]