If a tree falls down in a forest…
and no one hears it does it make a sound? If a comic does a show and no one reviews it, did it happen? only in the eyes and ears of the people who braved the THREE TRAM STOP trek up the hill to the Imperial Hotel, soldier warrior poets every one, to see Borders.
Bennett, [...]
Earth Hour!
Happy to report that at 8.30 pm , fifteen minutes into my show, I switched off the lights for Earth Hour. They stayed off for a good few minutes until it stopped being funny. In that time I did jokes about the environment. So if you’re a polar bear losing your habitat, don’t come running [...]
First weekend…
6 gigs down and I’ve been here four days, already knackered! Borders is on at the Imperial Hotel just on the edge of the city centre… Have to seduce people up the hill from the town hall like a pied piper but with leaflets instead of a flute. And if you come to my [...]



