As expected, Melbourne has welcomed me with open legs, into its crossword grid of streets, alleyways and tramlines. To extend the crossword metaphor, while Adelaide as a town was both simple and cryptic, Melbourne is a more intricate affair for a more discerning mind, with a far greater reward afterwards. Melbourne prides itself to be on [...]

It is intriguing always to visit a place where most persons’ first response is “Why?” when you tell them where you are going. The answer to this: to play one show, before to travel 2,500km again back to the side of the continent where I first began this trip. Darwin is the perfect location for anyone who [...]

To everyone who is reading this – well done. You are enriching instantly your lives by looking into mine. I shall be reporting from this hot and dangerous island for the next few weeks, without once to make a “down under” reference to my penis, or the lower sexual organs of others. My journey begins in Adelaide, [...]